He is a man like any other, he is not special, he is not better than you, he lives in a house, puts his shoes on one at a time, he has a day job, he isn’t going to give it up!
The prophet Bentaz is far from perfect, just like you!
He is far from extraordinary, he can be a wanker & his shit stinks as bad if not worse than yours.
He cannot fly or see the future, he sucks at chess & would rather go bird watching than visit his mum.
He has tattoos & a hairy back, his dick isn’t any bigger than yours!
The prophet Bentaz drinks, he farts, burps, swears  & scratches his nuts in public.
The prophet Bentaz does not want you to follow him, he wants you to walk beside him.
The prophet Bentaz does not want your money, just like God he has a job.
He does not want you to have his babies, he has his own.
He only wants you to stop being an arsehole.
The prophet Bentaz is not a rocket scientist, but he’s not stupid enough to put his faith in a zombie.
The prophet Bentaz likes stuff & things!
The prophet Bentaz thinks bigoted wankers are bigoted wankers!
Bentaz would love you to be a better Bentist than he is.
The prophet Bentaz does not care if you are black, white, green, yellow, gay, straight, human, a wombat, a cockroach or a jellyfish, you are all here under god and have the choice between being an arsehole or not, that choice is the only thing you should be judged on!
The prophet Bentaz does not condone, rape, racism, homophobia, sexism, violence against women or setting fire to old people.
The prophet Bentaz has a sense of humour, you can laugh at him,  he can laugh at himself , he will laugh at you and he couldn’t give a shit.
The prophet Bentaz loves you, even if Jesus thinks you’re a cunt!
God loves fat, black, gay, prostitute, single mums who smoke weed, drink scotch & read Harry Potter and so does the Prophet Bentaz and the Church of BENTISM!