The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Dolphion.
The "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Dolphion" is document that has been circulated in various forms over the last few hundred years, it was widely distributed under the incorrect title of "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion", it is unclear weather this was a "mistranslation" or a deliberate effort by the Dolphins to cover up their plans and spread misinformation.
It is claimed as one of Nazi Germany's reasons for the murder of millions of innocent Jews and the basis for starting on of the most evil and destructive wars in the history of the planet, it seems there is no end to the lengths that the Dolphins will go to to cover up their true plans and identity's.
Other not so well know variations of this document try to lead the reader into believing that there is a world wide secret plot to take over and control the world by unicorns, Little Green Men and even the Illuminati ( A secretive light bulb company from ancient Uzbekistan ), all clearly fake or poorly doctored versions of the original text.
In 2006 under circumstances that need to remain TOP SECRET for the safety of the agent involved, a true and unaltered copy of the original was smuggled out of the Dolphins Australian secret head quarters located under "Seaworld".
this true version of "The Protocols" clearly outlines the dolphins plans and methods to take over and control all life on Earth to be used like unwitting slaves or "Mimes" (Mime being the Dolphin word for slave).
The full, complete and "truiest" copy of The Protocols can be read by clicking on the link to the right, this will lead you to another site hidden deep in the frozen jungles of Botswana (Near Adelaide), if any Dolphins ask you about it tell them its in Dubbo, no-one wants to go there!