There probably was a man named Jesus, he probably was a really nice guy, he probably did get nailed to a cross and die, but it was not gods idea and it was not your fault.
Jesus did not die for your sins, he died thousands of years ago, are you thousands of years old?
The Bible is an insult to god, most of the main characters in this story are arseholes, including the so called god in this fictional story, if the Bible is to be believed then Hitler was not such a bad bloke, Hitler starved and killed a lot of Jewish people, for no real reason, the god of the bible also starved and killed a lot of Jews without much of a reason.
Moses sent out army’s to rape, murder and pillage every town he came across, he claims this to be gods wish. (maybe god told Hitler the same thing but I don’t think so)
The first thing Noah did when he got off the arc was get drunk and pass out naked, not such a horrible thing really, but he then put a curse on his son (in gods name) for seeing it, next time I get drunk and pass out after a nuddy run its your fault and I’ll put a curse on you!
Abram had to change his name to Abraham after he got kicked out of Egypt for pimping out his wife to the king, not the sort of behaviour god likes.
Lot sent his virgin daughters out to be raped, to protect two strangers, what a great guy he was.
The list goes on and on, these are not men of god, they are arseholes!
Have a read of the bible if you don’t believe me, its not a nice book.
To claim they are good people in gods eyes is to admit that Hitler or Pol Pot could be good in gods eyes, and I find that very hard to believe.
There are hundreds of religions, each split into even more denomination, almost all of which claim to be the one and only true way in the eyes of god, most claim to have be told so directly by god, if this is true why did he not tell the rest of us? If there is only one specific way to be at one with god why did he tell so few people? Why would an all knowing being set his laws for the world in only one language, when only a fraction of the worlds population could read it? Why would he set it in writing at all in times when barely anyone could even read?
God doesn’t write books, God did not tell me to write this book.
I cant talk to god for you, no matter how much you pay me, no-one can , but many will gladly take your money, be wary of anyone who will take your money in gods name.
Insanity is part of the evolutionary process, it is not possible to be possessed be evil spirits, consciences evolves along the same lines as any other biological function, some times it works, sometime it doesn’t, at one time it was thought insane to believe the earth was round or that there was another name than Marduk for god.
Evil spirits only exist in the movies, they can not possess your body, they can not be banished by any church, no matter how much you pay them.
Einstein’s theories and Monet’s art would not have been possible if consciences could not evolve.
Porpoises are not dolphins, dolphins kill porpoises all the time, do not blame porpoises for the evil of dolphins, Jesus looks a lot like Osama Bin Laddin but he is not to blame for the events of  9/11, don’t hate porpoises because they look like dolphins it is not their fault that dolphins are evil anymore than it is Jesus fault that the twin towers where destroyed.
Lastly let me say just don't be a cunt!

The Prophet Bentaz.